Just another day...

Well folks I am a Certified Nursing Assistant.

I have to go to school Monday and pick up my certificate, then once the state contacts me, I will take my state board. THEN I will be a Licenced Certified Nursing Assistant.

I can't believe how fast it went. I met some amazing people. We will always be remembered as the FAB 4!

Ross~ Rossell, The class clown, The Jock, Stephanie's "Daddy", The Other Dude In The Class, Kitten.
Bonnie~ Connie, Salutatorian, Honey, Kitten, Miss Perfect, Miss Perfect and oh yea Miss Perfect.
Stephanie~ My School BFF, Step On Me, Burnout, Valedictorian, Kitten.
Me~ CLASS QUEEN OF COURSE, Daves Future Wife, Kitten and also PERI CARE QUEEN.

Connie~ Bonnie, Mama Cat, Teacher, AJ Langer, Daves EX (lol) and MA'AM!

You guys helped me more than you will ever know. I appreciate each and everyone you! My experience would not have been worth it without you guys!!!

I am so proud of myself. I didn't think I would be this happy, but the Lord guided me to the goal and I did it! I DID IT!

Ok, enough about school. I have to post some of the funniest things I've heard this week. They totally made my week. Some of the things I am going to post were said to me and others. But well worth writing. Enjoy.

I was called "Donut"

"Who would want to be seen with him"

I met a girl who I thought was named Menagerie, her name ended up being Nemaganary. Either way it's still funny.

"Honey, don't talk so much"

I was touched with a urine drenched washcloth. YUCK! And yes, I screamed like a little girl. LOL

"You're so nice and sweet. You're so DUMB!"

"You know what honey? I don't like you, you're nice"

"It doesn't pay rent so it's gotta get out" (farting)

Das-Is-Hiss translates to "That's Hot"

Liebs It translates to "Loves It"

"I'll KICK YOUR ASS"

At times I thought some of these things would make me pee my pants. Totally made my days and nights.

I have to add a little "chapter" for my old phone number. 586-864-6768 you will be missed. I've had that number for almost a decade. I said good-bye this week. I got a Blackberry. I have to admit, I am addicted! I never thought a phone number would make me a little sad. It's kinda like when I sold my Neon, it was always there for me. It's bittersweet though, I have a number that makes ALOT of sense to me (if you can understand that). Plus it was time I let go of the past and start new. So goodbye 586-864-6768, I will certainly miss you. LOL

Now, I have to get things in gear. Mike graduates in 28 days. He'll be starting his new career, I'll be starting mine. We will be starting our new life together officially early next year. No sillies we are not getting married (well not yet). We will be moving in together. We are building the foundation for our future. OH and yes we will be having a HUGE PARTY! Huge! Huge like Dolly Partons Tits. Yes, that huge. LOL!

I have so many plans for this up-coming summer. I'm actually excited it's almost here. I am hoping and praying that the weather is exactly like last years. As my old blog stated, last summer was the best summer of MY LIFE (thus far). BBQs, swimming, CAMPING (in a cabin of course), campfires, spending time with the people I love the most, Shiffy's 4th of July Party, S'MORES!, and all the other exciting things I hope happen. PLUS, I'm getting the CUTEST bathing suit, it has SUNGLASSES all over it. TOT-ALLY CANT WAIT! Ya'll know I am OBSESSED with shades.

I would also like to add, this Earth lost to amazingly lovely woman this month. Sheri P and Delores C. I hope the heavens are treating you well and that your pain and suffering is something of the past. My love goes to your family and friends. Rest In Peace.

So back to my old schedule, now I have to get my resume out there and work toward my future. I am blessed, that's the only word I can really think of when it comes to my life. Blessed.

I want to say thank you again for all the support and love you have all shared with me over the last month. Your encouraging words pushed me 10x harder. Thank You! I love you all.

To my man, my besties, my family, my friends, my new friends, THANK YOU!

Signed,
Nick the hottest CNA you will ever meet!
xoxo